Sunday 20 April 2014

Joke of the Day

Akpos and his wife ola received a letter from their daughter who went to study modern physics overseas.

SHE WROTE~
My beloved Parents, I miss u so much & it breaks my heart to think that by d time i get back, you will be too old.
         So, enclosed you will find a bottle of a red portion i have invented. It will make u young, so when i return, you will be the same age as i left u.

NOTE: "Pls, take only a drop."GoodBye i love u!
So they opened the envelope & in it, is a bottle with a red portion. Akpos looked at his wife & says U go first".

So Ola takes a drop, thereafter akpos follows. Indeed d wife turns 5yrs younger. Years later, the daughter returned home to find her mother young & carrying a baby on her back.

The mother proceeds to tell her daughter how d portion worked & made her look young. D daughter was happy & asks after her father .

"Your Father? Hmmmmm,, ur father was so jealous dat i was so young and beautiful, so he drank the whole bottle. Whaaaat? So where is he?" replied her daughter. Hmmmm na him dey my back...
Pls do me a favor ...don't laff alone

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