I was looking at a pack of condoms today and it suddenly struck me that I have never seen a pack of condom with different sizes for different people. Whether you are a cheap guy like me when it comes for condoms, going for the popular N30 Gold C and its ilk, or you’re one of the big boys that buy the N1000 a pack-of-three kind, you must agree that you only get one size. If you walk into the average chemist in Nigeria and ask for a condom, they don’t ask you what size, they just ask what
kind. Size never comes into play…and when I looked at the condom section of 5 chemists last night, I found out nothing that had to do with size preference. Damn!
You may ask why condom size is
important:
It is important because if a condom that too large could come off during
intercourse. The undersized condoms could break/ tear during sex. No wonder many people
still have unwanted pregnancies despite using condoms.
Again, if the condom is not long enough to cover your entire penis, then bodily fluids may still find their way from partner to partner, so you are still at risk of catching a disease.
Something smells fishy here. Are the
manufacturers of condoms supplying the Nigerian market saying that all of us men, no matter the age have the same penis size?
Though I have not found any condom too small for me and I haven’t really felt strangulated by any either, one cannot but wonder what guys with the extra short or extra thin pinini do… If boxers and bras can come in different sizes then condoms must follow suit. Again, dildoes come in different sizes. The positive here is that the p-boy is capable of adapting no matter the situation. Even the small ones can expand to fill in the space of the big one (wink)… a lesson to those who think their Johnny
is too small and who boast of a Goliath down there.
Anyway, can someone tell me why the condoms don’t come in different sizes?
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