Saturday 16 April 2016

If You Have A Brother/Sister Who Is A Corper And they Ain't Sending you Money Read This


THE TREASURY IS VIRTUALLY EMPTY...

Let me expressly espouse you in d opinion that "There is nothing wrong in request for money/gift from your relative or friend that just finish service(NYSC)"

I will need to remind u of his/her income and expenditure in that 1 year program before you start requesting for a car or mansion from somebody that have below:

INCOME
19800 x 11months = 217800
Note: that first allawee was paid right in camp.

EXPENDITURE
Tithes : 1980×11=21780 (for those dat do pay)

First bank charges:105x11=1155

Food:- 10k (at least) x 11=110000

Call card:- 1k (at least in a month) x 11= 11000

Phone subscription:- 1200 (at least in a month) x11 = 13200

Transport to CDS/Clearance:- 500 (at least in a month) x 11 =5500

Cream, tooth paste, bathing and washing soap:- 5000 (at least in 11months)

Cloths and shoe:- 22000 (at least for 11months)

Transport back home:- 6000 (for far north like Daura, Katsina.) Other contingencies:- 20000 (CDS dues, religious dues, sent-forth dues, transport to church/mosque)

Total Expenditure:- 215635

BALANCE:- 217800- 215635 =2165

Please, thank him/her if u get kulikuli (groundnut cake) and kilishi as gift. Stop dreaming of him/her giving u shampane or any other expensive materials.

Thanks for understanding...

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