1. The Razz Girlfriend
> Will embarrass you in public
> You can’t take her out
> Her boyfriend is probably named Sege
2. The Lowkey Most Wanted Girlfriend
> Nobody knows who she is dating
> But everybody still wants her
> She has different boyfriends she doesn’t even know about
3. The Fortunate Girlfriend
> Everybody likes her and pities her
> Can give you 40% of her salary if she loves you
> Once you break up with her good things start happening to her
4. The Role Model Girlfriend
> Is dating a rich guy
> Has the best and perfect relationship
> She is your boyfriend’s WCW
5. The Talkative Girlfriend
> Wants to talk all the time
> Is always making grammar mistakes
> Can still steal your boyfriend
6. The “our wife” Girlfriend
> Is very pretty and liked by everyone
> Will cook for her boyfriend and his friends
> Cries a lot when she is maltreated
7. The Patient Girlfriend
> Treats her boyfriend right all the time
> Will forgive you if you cheat
> Only if you sing “African Queen” three times
8. The Greedy Girlfriend
> Cannot keep her eyes somewhere
> Always looking for some special type of boyfriend called Johnny
> She will use all your money for funny hairstyles
9. The Family’s Favorite Girlfriend
> Is the best girlfriend
> Her boyfriend’s mother and her are best friends
> Her boyfriend likes to call her “my wife”
10. The Gist Bank Girlfriend
> Has every human beings gist
> Will tell you who your boyfriend is cheating on you with
> Will show you her expensive bag when you ask “where is your boyfriend?”
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