The Different Kinds Of Nigerian Girlfriends That Exist (Photos)

1. The Razz Girlfriend

> Will embarrass you in public

> You can’t take her out

> Her boyfriend is probably named Sege



2. The Lowkey Most Wanted Girlfriend

> Nobody knows who she is dating

> But everybody still wants her

> She has different boyfriends she doesn’t even know about



3. The Fortunate Girlfriend

> Everybody likes her and pities her

> Can give you 40% of her salary if she loves you

> Once you break up with her good things start happening to her



4. The Role Model Girlfriend

> Is dating a rich guy

> Has the best and perfect relationship

> She is your boyfriend’s WCW



5. The Talkative Girlfriend

> Wants to talk all the time

> Is always making grammar mistakes

> Can still steal your boyfriend


6. The “our wife” Girlfriend

> Is very pretty and liked by everyone

> Will cook for her boyfriend and his friends

> Cries a lot when she is maltreated



7. The Patient Girlfriend

> Treats her boyfriend right all the time

> Will forgive you if you cheat

> Only if you sing “African Queen” three times



8. The Greedy Girlfriend

> Cannot keep her eyes somewhere

> Always looking for some special type of boyfriend called Johnny

> She will use all your money for funny hairstyles



9. The Family’s Favorite Girlfriend

> Is the best girlfriend

> Her boyfriend’s mother and her are best friends

> Her boyfriend likes to call her “my wife”


10. The Gist Bank Girlfriend

> Has every human beings gist

> Will tell you who your boyfriend is cheating on you with

> Will show you her expensive bag when you ask “where is your boyfriend?”

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Wait, four tomatoes is now N1881?

Haba! Ki lo de? There has been scarcity of tomatoes in Nigeria in the past few weeks and this has made the price of the essential commodity skyrocket. In a popular supermarket in Lagos, they sell their tomatoes pack for N1881....that can't even make a full pot of stew...

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[Comedy Video] DONT PUSH ME ENT - Na The Small Boy be This??

Don't Push Me Entertainment PRODUCER KLASSICKBEATZ was seen in this video with his gangs mokej, Mofebin, and matured mind. watch video. 100% hilarious 

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[Comedy Video] Mc FunnyMouth - "Open Lies"

OpaLuwa Entertainment Presents This Comedy Video which Features the C.E.O of Opaluwa Entertainment Mc FunnyMouth and Monaleesa. in this video Mc FunnyMouth Was pictured Cutting a girl who turns out to be more corny than him. 100% funny.

Watch on youtube or Download on mobile.

Click To Watch On Youtube

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See Some Hilarious Nollywood Subtitle (see Photos)

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BOYFRIEND AND GIRLFIEND LEAKED CHAT - VERY FUNNY (SCREENSHOTS)

Lol, this is funny. This was a comedy video I posted last week which starred MC PROF and AISHA ABUBAKAR in the video titled "THE DREAMER"
I guess the boifrend In this chat wanted to play the role of MC Prof to his girlfriend who hasn't watch the video

See the screenshot of the chat below.









Lol

Download and watch the comedy video below if you havnt

CLICK HERE

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COMEDY VIDEO - RUN OF LIFE (EPISODE 1)

Download and watch the first episode of This short comedy video titled "RUN OF LIFE." Its very hilarious. Coming from MADE IN KSU.

Watch on YouTube, download and don't forget to drop your comments below.

Stay tuned for the second episode and more comedy video

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COMEDY VIDEO - MC PROF - THE DREAMER

This is fresh and dope, Kogi finest Standup comedian, mc, event planner, And the ceo of jabele ent, MC PROF, releases a spanking new comedy video titled "the dreamer" CO starring Aisha abubakar. The video was shot by Ferryblaze and Direct by Mc prof and Ferryblaze.

Mc prof is on fire. pls lets support his release by downloading the video. Also you can also watch on YouTube.
Much luv from jabele crew.....i luv u all



DOWNLOAD HERE

CLICK HERE TO WATCH ON YOUTUBE

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Joke Of The Day:- Becareful Of The Kind Of Cloth You Put On, See What Happened

Curfew was declared while some guys went to watch match and met the soldiers on their way…. The soldiers decided to flog them according to the numbers on their clothes (jerseys)…

The first guy was wearing chelsea jersey 12 Mikel Obi… he was flogged 12 strokes
and the second person was wearing 50cent …they gave 50 strokes…on the process the third man started crying from afar…Guess what?

He is a fulani man wearing “Vote Buhari 2015“….

What do you think will happen to him?

Let me Sip my Cold Zobo and Hear what you guys want to say… lol

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JOKE OF THE DAY - DIFFERENT TYPES OF BANK (GIRLS) IN NIGERIA

Different Types Of Banks (girls) In Nigeria.

1. A girl who asks for money all the time is called “Commercial Bank”

2. A girl who calls you For food always is called “ Agricultural development Bank”

3. A girl that uses your money to take care of other family members is called “National Investment Bank”

4. A girl who prefers to have sex after marriage is called “Social Security Bank”

5. A girl who is very faithful to you is called “Fidelity Bank” 6. A girl who loves every available man is called “Access Bank”

7. A girl who dates men from different countries is called “Intercontinentel Bank”

8. A girl who doesn't demand too much money is called “Micro Finance Bank” 9. Dating a woman older than you is called “Wema Bank”

10. A girl who is always faithful and trustworthy to her guy is called “Guaranty Trust Bank”

11. A girl whose guy disvirgin her is called “First Bank”

12. A girl who uses all ur money to buy jewelries is called “Diamond Bank”.

Ladies which Bank are you? Guys which Bank is your Girlfriend? Be honest pls.

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Breaking news: Ceo of jabele ent, mc prof was arrested by The Nigerian police force for making naija people laugh. (see pix below)

Stand up comedian, Mc prof, who has been a household name across middle belt Nigerian. He has been the solution to so many people's problem, by making them to laugh and forget their sorrow. Recently he was Arrested by the Nigerian Police for making people to laugh too much. I don't know how that happened but it's funny Shey?? It was in a recent movie he that he stared in which would premier soon.

He is a comedian, an Mc, actor, a dancer and an event planner. He is the founder and C.E.O of Jabele ent.

Connect with Mc prof today
Call or whatsapp: 0703 790 3914
Follow him on facebook
Victor Madaki

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Joke Of The Day:- Don’t Be Stingy To God

This was copied:-
On Sunday, I was sitting in the church, my friend invited me for a thanksgiving, and when it was time for offering, the offering basket was passed around.

Despite d Pastor’s charge for gud
offering, I still hurriedly and secretly
pulled out N50 from my pocket and
dropped it. Just then, the person behind me tapped me on the shoulder and handed me a N1,000 note. I smiled, how generous, then majestically I looked around and put d N1,000 in the basket and passed it on, then I turned and thanked d man seriously for being so generous.

He replied “don’t mention, be more
careful next time, it fell frm ur pocket”
Whaaaat???!!!!!……. Usher please wait wrong Transaction!!!!!!!!!

Don’t laugh alone share it and make
someone smile

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[MUST WATCH COMEDY VIDEO] THE FIELD MARSHAL

SB CONCEPT ENTERTAINMENT Presents this comedy video titled THE FIELD MARSHAL, starring SOJA BOI, ARCH ANGEL, FREDAOUS ABUBAKAR, DJ HYTEK and SOTO SK. I bet, you haven't watch any comedy video like this before. Watch on youtube or download the MP4 version.
Drop your comments after watching.

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Photo Of The Day. Hehehehehehe......

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Lmao!! Read Someone Job Application Letter From Ibadan

Ibadan shold please give this man job ooo….Lmao

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(Guys Get In Here) Can You Date A Girl With Any Of These?

know someone loves them and will
eventually date and marry them.
But You, which among these in a lady can put you off completely?

Bass voice

Moustache

Hair on the chest.

“Man-Walking”

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[PHOTO OF THE DAY] YOU NEED TO SEE THIS!!! Happy Valentine

Valentine died for love, Romeo also died for love, Jack in titanic died for love, Samson in the Bible died for love, Greek heroes Hercules & Archilles died 4 love … & even Jesus Christ died for love! where are the women? Dnt buy any woman a Valentines treat this year until she gives you at least 5 names of women who died for love send this to all the males you know let’s boycott this valentine…. Today marks the spirit that makes us 1 to whom it may concern I love u.. #ChangeIsPossible…

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Prophesy:- 10 Things That Would Happen After Valentine Day (Feb 15th)

1) many girls will get pregnant

2) there would be high demand for
condoms, infact i see lots of condoms on the floor and on the road on the 15th

3) the hospitals in nigeria would be filled with girls coming for pregnancy test.

4) mr biggs, tantilizers and other eatries would make lots on money.

5) the sun would shine.

6) the hospitals in nigeria would be filled with guys coming for HIV test, STD and other diseases.

7) shakara would end.

8 ) i see lots of night club and cinemas making lots of money.

9) many guys bank account would
become red as a result of too much
spending on valentine day, infact their money would have finished.

10) i see nepa bringing the light and APC and PDP members still campaigning for the election.
These are all i can see for now.

Signed- current minister of women
affairs.

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Brain Teaser!! Dead Wife – How Did The Police Know He Killed His Wife?

Read the Below Note:-

How did the police know he killed his wife??
When you figure out the answer, post it… Goodluck

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10 Strange Things All Women Have Done At Least Once

1. Laughed or coughed so hard when
you’re on your period and more blood
comes out.

2. When you think nobody is looking, you readjust your bra, stick your hand in, pull ‘em up one at a time, straighten the band and straps, and add an extra squeeze to make sure everything is in its place.

3. Sit in a strange position when farting, so the fart bubble does not go up the …..you know. lipssealed

4. Open your mouth really wide while
putting mascara on.

5. When you don’t have a pad around
when you start your period…you fold up toilet paper, place in the middle of the underwear, struggle to pull up pants without dislodging the tissue, walk unnaturally so as not to mess up the paper….. Bloody shredded paper in your underwear when you get home.

6. Spending 30 minutes in front of the
mirror trying to get the perfect “cat eye.”

7. That amazing back/stomach scratch when you take your bra off after a long day. Best feeling ever.

8. Indiscriminately checking any fellow female for a “period stain” who asks,.regardless of who they are even your worst enemy or someone you’ve never met before.

9. The period check. When you’re sitting down, you “accidentally” drop something and while you’re bending over to pick it up, you sneak a peek between your legs to make sure you’re not leaking.

10. pooing in a toilet, squeezing their ass so the poop wont sound loud.

If you have more, feel free to add
yours..

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