Friday 26 December 2014

Few Facts About Life

He who refuses to mix agege bread and akara as a  type of sandwich is a racist - Martin Luther King jnr (1788)

•He who completely unwraps moimoi and gala before eating cannot keep a secret - Abraham Lincoln (1864)

•Only a courageous woman can fry a bunch of plantain without tasting any - Herbert Macaulay (1872)

•Drinking Garri doesn't mean u're poor, but allowing the Garri to swell b4 drinking is poverty Queen Elizabeth (1893)

•Any man who drinks Alomo bitters without squeezing his face, is capable of murder -Michael Faraday (1899)

•Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki from pepper soup, with his eyes wide open, is not afraid of anything - Williams Shakespeare (1900)

•Anyone who graduates without experiencing a strike, has never been to Nigeria - Lord Lugard
(1904)

•He who runs around looking 4 scissors to cut indomie seasoning sachet is not hungry - Dr Nnamdi Azikiwe (1947)

•He who says nothing lasts forever has never tried Hausa perfume - Nelson Mandela (1973)

•No matter how hot your temper is, it cannot Cook yam - Goodluck Jonathan (2013)

•Anyone who reads this without laughing is either looking 4 job or needs deliverance -Barack Obama (2014)

Have an awesome day people. Happy boxing day.

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