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Last week friday, we closed from lecture early, As i reached house i then saw that all my clothes were dirty. So i decided to wash them all. The washing took me 6 hours but at last i finished washing everything. Shirts, trousers, soaks and boxers.
The only thing that i did not wash was my towel which i tied around my waist, there was not even boxers under my waist. Because i live in a "face me i face you" compound. I decided to sit outside and look my clothes to dry before these boys in the compound do sumtin terrible with my clothes.
I then borrowed mat and a newspaper from my neighbour. I put the mat outside of my door mouth and sat down on top of it reading d newspaper. I did not know when sleep carried me off. I just woke up and saw that the towel had loosed off, breeze had carried it away to a far place, and people stood at the tap close to my room fetching water and looking at me like a mad man.
Only God knows how many of them who had snapped me and use me to do display picture. I quickly stood up and ran into my room. There was this girl in my compound called Becky that has been giving me "green light" before. I was then praying in my mind that Becky did not see me as i laid down like a goat that motor killed on the road.
I did not come out of my house for 5 days. Shame did not let me come out. I was just praying in my mind that Becky did not see me. Yesterday i heard someone knocking on my door, my people, as i came out, there was Becky standing at my door, i smiled at her, and told her i am not feeling well, that is why i have not been coming out since. She then said, No problem that she just came to give me back my newspaper because she carried it with my towel as i was sleeping outside. Chai! Wetin i go do dis girl slf?
Please, is there vacancy in you people's lodge? I wan pack
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