Joke Of The Day:- Becareful Of The Kind Of Cloth You Put On, See What Happened

Curfew was declared while some guys went to watch match and met the soldiers on their way…. The soldiers decided to flog them according to the numbers on their clothes (jerseys)…

The first guy was wearing chelsea jersey 12 Mikel Obi… he was flogged 12 strokes
and the second person was wearing 50cent …they gave 50 strokes…on the process the third man started crying from afar…Guess what?

He is a fulani man wearing “Vote Buhari 2015“….

What do you think will happen to him?

Let me Sip my Cold Zobo and Hear what you guys want to say… lol

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JOKE OF THE DAY - DIFFERENT TYPES OF BANK (GIRLS) IN NIGERIA

Different Types Of Banks (girls) In Nigeria.

1. A girl who asks for money all the time is called “Commercial Bank”

2. A girl who calls you For food always is called “ Agricultural development Bank”

3. A girl that uses your money to take care of other family members is called “National Investment Bank”

4. A girl who prefers to have sex after marriage is called “Social Security Bank”

5. A girl who is very faithful to you is called “Fidelity Bank” 6. A girl who loves every available man is called “Access Bank”

7. A girl who dates men from different countries is called “Intercontinentel Bank”

8. A girl who doesn't demand too much money is called “Micro Finance Bank” 9. Dating a woman older than you is called “Wema Bank”

10. A girl who is always faithful and trustworthy to her guy is called “Guaranty Trust Bank”

11. A girl whose guy disvirgin her is called “First Bank”

12. A girl who uses all ur money to buy jewelries is called “Diamond Bank”.

Ladies which Bank are you? Guys which Bank is your Girlfriend? Be honest pls.

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