That moment when you just graduated from kogi state university, and they went on strike for a very long time, you already know you wont be going for nysc quick as your result is not even ready. When the strike is being called off soon enough than expected, this is how you would sure react. watch...
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Tuesday, 14 March 2017
Thursday, 13 October 2016
Lmao! See The 5 Words Nigerians Use That Actually Don’t Exist (Add Yours)
While non-Nigerians may doubt my assertion, till they manage to invent a popular version of English like we did (Pidgin English), they can keep on doubting.
Although there are many awesome things Nigerians do, we do have some face palm moments. Don’t laugh too hard at the five words Nigerians use that doesn’t exist in the English dictionary:
1. Installmentally
This doesn’t exist anywhere else except only in Nigeria. If you doubt this, just search”Installmentally” on google and watch only Nigerian sites pop up.
2. Night-Vigil
This is another one I don’t understand. Does anyone ever hold a vigil during the day?
3. Disvirgin
How hard is it to say deflowered? It must be extremely difficult because even health professionals and newsmen use this absurd word that doesn’t exist.
4. Wake Keeping (Wake keep)
Nigerians have not only made the old European custom of watching over a corpse till it’s buried
(called a wake) theirs, they have actually renamed it. Please, there is no such phrase as “wake keep” or even “wake keeping”.
5. Cunny
This is not meant as a euphemism for the female body part. When Nigerians say this word, they mean “cunning”. How is that for a giant leap forward?
Saturday, 6 August 2016
Hilarious!!! Read This Funny Love Letter A Ksu Student Wrote To His Lover
Read this love letter ::::
K.S.U
"ILEGRAMMS"
P. O. BOX 21,
Kogi state university AFRICA.
8th June, 1984.
Dear KEMI
Doxology,time and ability plus double capacity has forced my pen to dance automatically on this benedicted sheet of paper. I hope you're swimming in the wonderful pool of good...
Sunday, 24 July 2016
If You Attended Kogi State University, You Can Relate To These Pictures [Funny
If you were a student of Kogi state university once or you still are, these pictures will make a lot of sense to you… Lol
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Five and Six
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Bad Belle… I see you
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So unfair…
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Be lying for your...
Tuesday, 12 July 2016
VERY FUNNY!! 13 Extremely Funny Quotes By “President Robert Mugabe” On Relationships
Here are some funny quotes you all need to see..
Read below:-
1. “Some women’s legs are like rumors, they just keep on spreading”
2. “It’s hard to bewitch African girls these days because each time you take a piece from her hair to the witch doctor, either a Brazilian innocent woman...
Monday, 11 July 2016
Law Students Get In Here: 19 Hilarious Photos You Can Relate To
If you read law in a Nigerian School, you will relate to these pictures.
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Credits: Victor Daniel(jollofnigerian.co...
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