Hilarious!!! Read This Funny Love Letter A Ksu Student Wrote To His Lover

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K.S.U
"ILEGRAMMS"
P. O. BOX 21,
Kogi state university AFRICA.
8th June, 1984.

Dear KEMI
Doxology,time and ability plus double capacity has forced my pen to dance automatically on this benedicted sheet of paper. I hope you're swimming in the wonderful pool of good health. I am also parambulating in the wellness of cool breeze here. Sweetie pie, the reason why this miraculous thing happens is because, honey, I love you spontaneously, and as I stand horizontally parallel to the wall and vertically perpendicular to the ground now, I only think of you, since you are a fantastic and fabulous girl put together as FANTABULOUS. Tolany, darling, please stop haranguing with the feelings in my heart because I love you more than a snake loves rat.

To me each day, I start by dreaming of you. Each time I see you, my metabolism suddenly halts and my peristalsis goes in reverse gear. My medula oblangata also ceases to function. Crazy crazy crazy you may say but this is true. If only you knew what is going on in my encephalopathic membrane, you will shake like Shakespeare. That's why I need to see you vis-a-vis soon for a better elucidation through tete-a-tete. No hyperbole & onomatopoeia, simple candidness with sangunity!
I think I have to stop my golden pen here, because I still haven't finished studying electrolysis and polymerization. Pleasee I wish we meet at our spatial location to discuss later.
Sleep tight and don't let those mosquito bite you, because you are too sweet for them.
Goodbye for now.

Your slave-in-love.
Jezzben finnest boy! Don't let you friends see it!


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AN OPEN LETTER TO ASUU KSU CHAPTER AND HIS EXCELLENCY GOV YAHAYA BELLO

I am a student of Kogi state university ( KSU) addressing this letter to all concerned ASUU(KSU CHAPTER) members and to his Excellency Gov. Yahaya Bello
Greetings to all ASUU members who are jointly fighting a fight for a positive outcome which in turn is indeed causing a lot of mental, academic and moral set back in the lives of every students of this prestigious citadel of learning (KSU)
It is not out of point that you (ASUU) are fighting for your entitlements of five months salaries the Kogi State Government is owing you.

However, if what we the students are hearing that His Excellency, Gov Yahaya Bello offered to pay you a four months salary at a stretch and you still refused putting things into considerations is true, Then you(ASUU) are leaving us with no other conclusion but to say that ASUU is no longer a neutral body but a pure political machinery set out to destroy the reign of this present state government administration.

The questions I want to ask are these..
1. Is it because His Excellency is not an igala man by tribe? Since majority of the governing bodies of ASUU are Igalas?
2. Has his Excellency Yahaya Bello been the one owing you for these months of unpaid salaries?
3. Why didn't you (ASUU) fight former Gov WADA down to the finish?
4. Is ASUU being fair enough?

If only ASUU can be more sincere to itself, then I see no reason why this strike should last longer than it is now..
To Mr Governor on the other hand, if you truly value the educational welfare of Kogi state youths, then I expect you to use your position well and wisely.
I know this letter will go viral. And I hope it reaches the appropriate quarters. God bless you all..
Signed Comr James Adamu

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Protest: Open Letter By Kogi State University SUG President Philip Omepa To Students

Good morning my fellow students. The wave of hope blew towards us immediately after the tribunal case when the governor himself during the press interview told the general public and the students that in less than 10 days the issue will be resolved and we will get back to our various classes. I couldn't believe this since they have made several promises in d past so I had to make contacts to his various appointees and aides and we were assured that d governor has decided to make d university his priority and they re making arrangements to pay and that the notification for the protest actually got to d desk of his excellency the governor. Now in view of this, u will all believe me all we want is how this strike issue will be resolved within a short time so we can get back to class. So it has been deliberated and agreed by the students union government that the protest which is slated to be 9th in anyigba will no longer hold but if government fails to keep up their 10 days demand, we all will be matching to lugard house on 16th of dis month I.e next week Thursday which I believe by then the 10 days promised might have elapsed. I want to urge every student that we re working in one spirit for the betterment of our own institution and SUG is there in dis administration to be close to students, stand and fight for their right. We also want to thank every student for their patience and understanding with us. We are fighting for same cause. Thank you all. (A message from) COMRADE PHILIP SHAIBU OMEPA (08050476454)

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