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Saturday 9 September 2017

Beyonce’s 36th Birthday, Super Eagles’ supremacy over Cameroon, Serena Williams top Google #trending search terms

Nigeria’s 4-0 first leg win over Cameroon in the ongoing 2018 World Cup Qualifiers, dominated searches this week on Google.

Google’s spokesman Taiwo Kola-Ogunlademade the announcement on Friday in Lagos.

According to him, this week’s top trending search terms on Google range from sports to celebrity news.

He said that sports-loving Nigerians got excited over the Super Eagles’ performance against their counterparts in the qualifiers. The Eagles are now leading their group with 10 points from matches played so far.

“Their 4-0 win over Cameroon on Friday and 1-1 draw by the Lions of Cameroon on Monday has gotten fans, sports experts, coaches and speculators predicting that the Super Eagles might qualify for the 2018 World Cup in Russia. Excited fans raced to Google search to get more details about upcoming matches for the qualifiers.”

Kola-Ogunlade said that the American professional tennis player, Serena Williams, who was reported to have given birth to a baby girl on September 1 also attracted searches on Google.

He said that the announcement of Serena’s first child with fiancé, Alexis Ohanian, was made by reporter Chris Shepherd via Twitter.

“Though the couple have not officially announced the birth, the tennis star’s fans and celebrity friends have since taken to Google to share their congratulatory messages.”

The Google manager said that concerned Nigerians also searched Google to read more about the distressing news of the North Korea missile test.

“North Korean President Kim Jong-un was pictured during yet another round of nuclear missiles testing over the weekend. The images have sparked tension in South Korea, the U.S. and Europe.

Han Tae Song, the Ambassador of North Korea to the UN, the North Korean Supreme Leader vowed to send more “gift packages” to the U.S.,” said Kola-Ogunlade

The Google image maker said that American singer, songwriter and actress Beyoncé Knowles-Carter, turned 36 on September 4.

The pop star celebrated her birthday in spectacular fashion by starting an awareness campaign to support hurricane relief efforts in her hometown, Houston.

Beyoncé, wearing one of the iconic outfits from her “Formation” video, shared images of her friends and family on her website. Beneath the images was a message and link asking fans to support the Hurricane Harvey disasterrelief efforts.

While Nigerian Beyhive’s congratulated and commended the singer for the effort, others criticised her, which made Nigerians interested in the debate go to Google to get the full gist.

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14 Things You Can Buy Instead Of The iPhone 7

The world’s most sought after smartphone has been announced and will be available for sale very soon.
But are you about to spend N400,000 on a smartphone, in this economy, when you can get these instead?
1. DSTV Subscription For 28 Months
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Premium PVR sef, you’re covered

2. One And Half Years’ Rent In Egbeda
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With borehole and mai-guard

3. One Plot Of Land In Ikorodu
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Distance doesn’t matter. Ambode will soon fix the road

4. Two Plots Of Land In Ekiti
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Where stomach infrastructure is a government agenda

5. Naija Used Honda Baby Boy
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Say goodbye to the danfo lifestyle

6. Weekend in Dubai
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#DubaiBalling

7. 8 Days At Oriental Hotel

Lau-lau spending

8. 1,333 Bottles Of Beer
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We be drinking till six in the morning

9. 1,000 Packs Of Small Chops
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Sweet dreams are made of these

10. 21 Pairs Of Adidas Yezzy Boost
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Thank you Yeezus!

11. 3,000 Nkwobi Plates
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Oya turn up! Belle go full

12. 40 Haircuts From TBillz’s Barber
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Flawless friction all day

13. 2,578 Litres Of Petrol
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Because scarcity can start any fucking time

14. 3 pieces of London used iPhone 6s
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iPhone 7 ko, iPhone 11 ni.
Be guided.

[Gist] Ksu Award Winning Producer Klassickbeatz Exits Dont Push Me Entertainment

Adeniyi Francis who is Popularly known as Klassickbeatz Told our correspondence some days ago that he is no longer a dpm artist, he has left the Label for good and wants to pursue his career to another stage. Klassickbeatz who also told our correspondence that he is working on new stuff, and maybe soon he should be with the dream label he has ever dreamt of.

When asked what was the reason he was leaving the label, he said he prefer to be mute for now that he is goin into something bigger and when the time comes, we would all know.

Why Zenith/Access Bank Accounts Were Opened for Kogi Civil Servants

Following queries and concerns raised that new salary accounts have been opened for Kogi State civil servants in Access and Zenith Banks and account details communicated to them, rather than use their existing salary accounts in various banks, Governor Yahaya Bello has offered some insights into that development and the rationale behind it.

At a forum on Thursday where the issue came up, the governor explained that the latter day bailout funds received by state governments are actually the end product of the federal government standing surety for state governments, enabling them to approach deposit money banks for facilities.

In other words, as against the generally held impression that the federal government has always doled out these funds from its coffers, what happened in the case of Kogi State is that the federal government essentially provided a guarantee for the loan facility to would-be lenders, in favour of the state government.

Due to the prevailing economic situation, cash reserves of commercial banks domiciled with the Central Bank of Nigeria are currently competing for so many pressing needs simultaneously, making it increasingly difficult for the commercial banks to finance loan facilities, especially long-term ones.

Access and Zenith Banks were however able to step up to the plate when Kogi State approached them. They made the first tranche of the state’s bailout funds available, but on one small condition. That the funds remain domiciled in their banks. If you ask me, and without giving it too much thought, it does make perfect business sense.

These banks offer essentially homogeneous services, especially in this case where we are talking salary accounts. It would have been odd were Access and Zenith to be so liberal as to allow other banks benefit from an exclusive market they have basically created. So, rather than make these funds available to the state government to pay workers through other banks, why not internalise the entire process and start reaping accruable benefits from the get go?

This explanation is very necessary as I have come across many wild allegations and insinuations that accounts being opened are for unethical purposes. Given the foregoing, any insinuations and speculations about shady, underhand dealings with regards to the disbursement of these bailout funds are completely unfounded.

I admit that this situation where erroneous notions are already making the rounds should have been preempted. However, I believe it is not too late to correct the wrong impression some of us have held on this issue. Another persistent misconception that also needs correcting concerns the actual nature of the bailout funds itself, as not a few of us still wrongly assume it is a largesse.

Permit me to quickly reiterate that these bailout funds are loan facilities. They are debts structured to be paid back over an extended period, and which will certainly be inherited by the generation coming after us. Please, they are not grants. This explains why state governments have had to first apply for the funds. Individual state governments assess their needs, then make a request to the federal government which is scrutinised.

This process is a work in progress, even as government remains committed to ensuring that all legitimate workers get what is due them. Any complaints and observations should be transmitted through appropriate official channels, and such will be duly looked into so no one is unfairly left behind.

Baba Dee Blasts ‘Uncultured’ Davido For Disrespecting Dele Momodu

Popular dancehall singer, Baba Dee, whose real name is Dare Fasasin, has expressed his displeasure at hip hop singer, Davido, for disrespecting Ovation publisher, Dele Momodu.

Baba Dee posted his blistering opinion of the fight between the two on his facebook saying, “I feel the need to share this since we have become a country that glorifies criminality and celebrate ill acquired wealth. If not curbed, it will come back to us full circle. I respect Oga Dele Momodu and I will not dare insult him or someone in his generation as a well brought up ‘Yoruba boy.’

But I must say it is a shame that a kid like Davido does not have any qualms making a statement like ‘Dele na my boy.’ It sounds like something he heard from his dad visibly mocking Bob Dee after the child trafficking drama with Uncle Dele paring the insult from this juvenile.”

Davido has been in a fight with Dele Momodu since the end of last year when Davido’s baby mama, Sophia Momodu, who is a cousin to Dele Momodu, refused to allow Davido take their daughter, Imade to Dubai and Dele Momodu reacted in her favour.

Davido has used all forms to insult and call out the fashion mogul, but recently Dele Momodu opened up in a recent interview claiming Davido is his son.

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Fans chanted his name throughout Argentina's opening game even though he wasn't on the pitch, against Panama, but they eventually got to see their hero in action.

With Argentina leading by a goal and half an hour to play, Lionel Messi was introduced and in typical fashion, he lit up the tournament with his brilliance. The attacker bagged a hat trick and set up a fifth goal to help Argentina to a comfortable win and send them through to the next round. Argentines will be hoping their talisman maintains this blitz all the way in search of an elusive continental title.

PHOTO OF THE DAY - KSU QUEUE

No Kogi State University student that is not familiar with this experience. If you are are yet to gain Admission to KSU or a still a fresher, get ready for the exercise. KSU is synonymous to Queue.

Ghen Ghen!! Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon Finally Speaks About Dasukigate

The Chief of Staff to Governor Adams Oshiomhole of Edo State, Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon (aka Igodomigodo) has finally revealed his thoughts about the trial of former National Security Adviser, Dasuki.

Here’s what he shared on his Facebook page.

“Whereas the Dasuki menopause has diaphanously made the point that the Jonathan administration elevated the dum vivimus, vivamus nectar to a nauseating and asphyxiating elastoplast, it can bear reiteration that beyond the current ballyhoo baying for a condign comeuppance, the challenge is how to ensure that each public officer is henceforth subjected to the immolatory trajectory of dulce et decorum est pro patria mori. But can we break away from the penelopic circle of flagellative rigor mortis?”

If you understand what he said and can explain, please help us.

Olamide Don Cause Wahala, See The New Slangs In Town After The Headies Clash

The Headies Award might have come and gone but the Experience it left behind will forever be in our Mind.

Nigerians will surely find a way to make something look funny and even Interesting..

Olamide said something while on the Headies stage and Nigerians are saying theirs…

See What they Are Saying below:-

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Do You Know Your Shoe Size Can Tell Your Age?

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Your shoe size can tell your age.
Grab your calculator and try this: Here is how it goes;
1. Take your shoe size.
2. Multiply it by 5.
3. Add 50.
4. Multiply by 20.
5. Add 1015
6. Minus the year you were born. You will get 4 digits, the first 2 is your shoe size and the second is your age.
Try it and lets see if am correct. Leggoo!!

As the rate of unemployment looms Zimbabwe, people decided to create something to get people some cash to reduce unemployment effects. One of such is the creation of most ugly beauty pageant in the country.
This 42 years old unemployed man Maison Sere contested and was able to win the sum of $500 which is a lot of money in their country.

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Sere who wore overall and has a number of teeth contested before but he took the fourth position.

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When he was announced winner this year, he told journalists thus;
“I want to thank God for winning this title, last time I came fourth. I just want to thank the judges for recognizing me as the winner.”

However, the runner up William Masvinu, who has won three times in the past accused the judges for being biased as he walked away with $100 cash prize. Wetin, must you win all the time?

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