Joke Of The Day:- Don’t Be Stingy To God

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On Sunday, I was sitting in the church, my friend invited me for a thanksgiving, and when it was time for offering, the offering basket was passed around.

Despite d Pastor’s charge for gud
offering, I still hurriedly and secretly
pulled out N50 from my pocket and
dropped it. Just then, the person behind me tapped me on the shoulder and handed me a N1,000 note. I smiled, how generous, then majestically I looked around and put d N1,000 in the basket and passed it on, then I turned and thanked d man seriously for being so generous.

He replied “don’t mention, be more
careful next time, it fell frm ur pocket”
Whaaaat???!!!!!……. Usher please wait wrong Transaction!!!!!!!!!

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[Joke of the day, A must read] KSU they say is KS-QUEUE

KSU is Ks-queue. I love my Ks-queue as e dey.

         Am not in the military but I sure know how to stand for hours.

I start my diploma/100L in KSU, I wanted to buy my diploma/Utme form, I queued,

Wanted to write Post ume I queued,

I gain Admission, wanted to print admission letter I queued,

Wanted to pay school fee I queued,

Wanted to sign my course form I queued,

On matriculation Day I queued,

To snap pictures I must queue,

Wanted to write my name in attendance list I queued,

I wanted to to collect my exam card I queued,

Wanted to sign my exam card I queued,

Wanted to collect money from ATM I queued,

Wanted to deposit in the bank I Queued,

In the cafeteria I queued,

Wanted to fetch water in the hostel I queued,

I want to charge my phone I must queue,

What about to collect bursary??? I Queued,

And to toast a girl?? Damn! I must queue

Since wey I enter diz school dem don use queue master me, wey be say e don turn reflex action to me now, and now I dey 200L, what about when I don dey 400L? Chai!!! I pity doz wey dey predegree, diploma and 100L.

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