The Different Kinds Of Nigerian Girlfriends That Exist (Photos)

1. The Razz Girlfriend

> Will embarrass you in public

> You can’t take her out

> Her boyfriend is probably named Sege



2. The Lowkey Most Wanted Girlfriend

> Nobody knows who she is dating

> But everybody still wants her

> She has different boyfriends she doesn’t even know about



3. The Fortunate Girlfriend

> Everybody likes her and pities her

> Can give you 40% of her salary if she loves you

> Once you break up with her good things start happening to her



4. The Role Model Girlfriend

> Is dating a rich guy

> Has the best and perfect relationship

> She is your boyfriend’s WCW



5. The Talkative Girlfriend

> Wants to talk all the time

> Is always making grammar mistakes

> Can still steal your boyfriend


6. The “our wife” Girlfriend

> Is very pretty and liked by everyone

> Will cook for her boyfriend and his friends

> Cries a lot when she is maltreated



7. The Patient Girlfriend

> Treats her boyfriend right all the time

> Will forgive you if you cheat

> Only if you sing “African Queen” three times



8. The Greedy Girlfriend

> Cannot keep her eyes somewhere

> Always looking for some special type of boyfriend called Johnny

> She will use all your money for funny hairstyles



9. The Family’s Favorite Girlfriend

> Is the best girlfriend

> Her boyfriend’s mother and her are best friends

> Her boyfriend likes to call her “my wife”


10. The Gist Bank Girlfriend

> Has every human beings gist

> Will tell you who your boyfriend is cheating on you with

> Will show you her expensive bag when you ask “where is your boyfriend?”

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[Repost] 10 Common Facts About Kogi State University Girls

Sometime last year, we posted this 10 facts about ksu girls, which is a controversial post, many girls reacted that this fact some aint true, that maybe some girs but not them. And on the other hand many ksu and kogi boys agreed with the post.


DISCLAIMER: This post is not meant to tarnish the image of kogi state university girls as some of this fact maybe true or not, and those not apply to all ksu girls as they are well mannered and cultured.
^{Just for fun}

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1. THEY HARDLY STICK TO A PARTICULAR GUY

2. THEY LOVE GUYS WITH RIDES ( I mean a nice car, not keke or Machine)

3. THEY LIKE SUYA, PEPE SOUP, AND ALL SORT OF GOODY GOODIES

4. THEY HAVE DIFFERENT GUYS THAT SERVESDIFFERENT PURPOSES

5. 92% OF THEM ARE IN THIS CATEGORY ARE MATERIALISTIC (Do the statistics your self)

6. FOR YOU TO TAKE THEM ON A DATE YOU ARE DEFINATELY THEIR BOYFRIEND/SOME 1SPECIAL AS AT THAT MOMENT NO DOUBT

7. THEY ONLY WAY TO SCOPE A KSU BABE IS BY LIEING TO HER...THEY DONT WANT POOR BOYS SO YOU HAVE TO PACKAGE YOUR LIES WELL

8. 90% OF THEM IN THIS CATEGORY ARE NOT REAL, THEY CANFORM, (PACKAGING)

9. THEY CAN'T DO WITHOUT BUMP SHOT AND MINI SKIRTS AT NIGHT

10. THEY LIKE PARTYING A LOT

BUT THEY ARE STILL THE BEST IN ALL UNIVERSITIEST AND THEY BOOK WELL

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How To Spot Broke Girls Trying Too Hard To Impress In Kogi State University

1) when you take them out, they bring out their phones and start snapping the food: what the hell is that? Are you that hungry? Can’t you have some decorum in public?
They act as though they have never seen an exotic dish in their full life.
Next thing is to start looking for nylon to wrap the meat with the excuse that they can’t finish it.
When it comes to using cutlery they flop, you see them battling with the knife and fork.
Some would put the fork on the right hand and still be feeling cool. Smh

2) They spend so much on makeup: yes with empty pockets yet they buy very expensive makeup. A friend bought a mac powder for 13k recently and was begging me to lend her money, who does that?
What’s the point using iman, mac, inglot, sleek, orekelewa etc when you can’t pay your rent or eat properly.
They always make mouth about using expensive makeups, don’t let that deceive you, they are broke!!!

3) They go to expensive restaurants in group: 6girls on a table with a bottle of sprite and a plate of steak meat in a bad ass place like Voguez Diary, When they see you placing orders and swiping your card with ease they feel intimidated.
You can’t compare someone who leaves the house 5am everyday to work their ass off to you who spends your time chatting and doing nothing! A miracle can’t happen.

4) They use really expensive phones: if i’m in a ladies hangout and you trying to impress me with your phone, I look at your hair, your handbag, your nails, your vocabulary, how you comport yourself, how you eat, what you wearing…..if all these added makes 10percent outa 100 sorry you trying too hard to fit in, you are broke!

5) They always snap pics in cars and hotel bathrooms: if I dare see multiple hotels pics as your dp, I delete that person instantly.
A hotel bathroom isn’t an office, the front seat of cars isn’t an investment.
Taking selfies in cars doesn’t make you posh, how about owning one yourself? Quit the childish act today, thank me later.

6) They use fake leg chains: sorry babe if your leg chain ain’t gold, you are broke! You can’t be sampling a gutter used leg chain you bought from balogun and be acting big.
By the way has your leg chain helped you? Those 5 piercings you’v got in your ears have they connected you?
Did you decorate those piercings with gold earrings or cheap metals? Better look for a way to seal them up.

7) They worship boyfriends: sorry a relationship is cute and all but you can’t be jobless and idle and be talking about boo, boyfriend, man crush 247.
What do you bring to the table? Boobs and ass? A good fvck? Thrashy! Trust me, he would dump you for a lady who has focus. Build your pocket first before a relationship!

source: Kreativemindz9ja.blogspot.com

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This week Made In Ksu Face Of The Week is Miss Inikpi 2014/2015 @sophypinky

Full Name: Tanko eleojo safiyat
Age: 20, may27 1995
State of Origin: kogi state
Current location: ayingba
School: k.s.u
Course: Agric economics&extension
Level: 300l



Relationship status: engaged Religion: Muslim
Interest/About me: am a very unique person, understanding, calm to talk to
Hates and dislike: I like justice, hate injustices, oppression and discrimination



BBM pin: 53088339
Phone number: 08132621276, Facebook Name: sophypink berry
Twitter handle: yusophlee
Review about this blog: The best blog ever,,, interactive, educating, and informing, gush! Proudly madeinksu,



ShoutOut: my shout out goes to my family( Bar.Tanko) my lovely twin sis Barr shida, umoh, and my friends(Becky,hauwa,) and all dat I can't name, love u all dearies,, to all my INIPKI hostel girl,, I see u all. To all lovers of madeinksu, luv u too,,muah!

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Finding Love Dating tips for mature singles

Sex and the City's iconic star, Sarah Jessica Parker turned 50 recently, and although the series has been wrapped up over a decade ago, it is still very much a part of our popular imagination.

It showed the way people in their 30s, 40s and 50s how to date, have more (and better) sex and also find love. However, the show was ultimately fantasy, having a fun and active dating life as a mature single isn't out fo reach.

In honour of Parker and all of you out there who are single and still looking for love, here are some dating tips from love experts as written by Simone Piget:

Make finding love a priority: According to midlife dating coach, speaker and author April Braswell, if you want to find love, you need to make it a priority. "Of course, don't neglect your career and family, but really your kids would probably really appreciate it if you dated...when it’s your custody weekend, hire a babysitter and attend that singles mixer for three hours. It’s ok for you to be out for a few hours," says Braswell. "Your kids need to see your example for how to treat dating and finding your life’s mate," she says.

Make sure you’re ready to date: One of Canada's leading matchmakers, Jane Carsten, who is based in Vancouver, it’s all about taking baby steps. "The biggest mistake people make is they jump back into dating when they haven’t got their stuff in order." In other words, just because you can date, doesn’t mean you should. The Midlife Dating Coach, Ronnie Joy, is a life coach who helps midlife singles find love. As she explains, it’s important that you let go of past frustrations and failures so you can feel good about who you are now. "If necessary, work on your emotions with a professional until you are truly ready to open up to a new relationship," she says.

Feel good about yourself: You don’t have to take a page from Parker’s fictional alter ego, Carrie Bradshaw, and squander your savings on $700 shoes, however looking your best often equates with feeling your best. As Joy explains, "If you’re not happy with how you look, make some changes. Update your hairstyle or buy new clothes that are flattering and make you feel confident."

Don't be afraid to mix it up: Although online dating is great, Joy is of the opinion that you shouldn’t be afraid to connect with other singles 'in the wild.' Braswell seconds this, and encourages singles to get out there and enjoy life. "Vary the activities, events, sites and hosts of the items you schedule into your weekly agenda. While midlife couples met through one particular venue or activity, it’s because they were engaged in multiple endeavors that they found each other and were ready for love."

Dump the old rules: As Carsten points out, if you’re back on the dating scene after a long break, you need to open yourself to completely new possibilities. "To score at true love, you’ve got to have a different action plan," says Carsten. Some of the best advice she has for singles: "Take baby steps. Trust your intuition and your heart. Give love a chance."

Stay positive and leave the past where it belongs - the past: As Joy points out, when it comes to creating an online dating profile, it’s important that you stay present. Use current photos and check negativity at the door. "Never reference your horrendous divorce or disappointments with first dates. Focus on your current interests, passions and uniqueness," says Joy.

Meet new people daily: As Braswell points out, most professionals over 40 are at the busiest time of their careers. However it’s important you make time to meet new people, even if it’s just 15 minutes per day. "Get your morning coffee break beverage at the local coffee bar. Practice breaking the ice and flirting comfortably so they become part of your normal daily behaviour. Then when you meet someone who curls your toes, you’re ready!" says Braswell.

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#Ladies Only: Five Signs He Has A Crush On You

Everyone knows that the male specie is unpredictable given the fact that we are wired to act on the spur of the moment. This is however not new to the female folk as they have seemingly come to understand some of the complexities that surrounds being a man. However, it can be quite difficult for a lady to determine if a man is crushing on them given the kind of conservative culture in our clime of the world which frowns at the female folk coming out to explicitly ask a man out.
However, despite this fact, every lady should know that there are signs that a man would give off to show that he likes you and wants much more than friendship. Whether he is a shy or jovial dude, the signs of crushing are evidently universal and knowing these signs would go a long way in overcoming the fear of urging him on or rejection if you decide to go all out. There are signs (which may be subtle or not) which would tell you he likes you and wants a little more than friendship. These signs are highlighted below

He pays attention
Paying attention to things we hold dear is universally true and men are no exceptions to this fact. If a man is listening attentively and paying undue attention to you even when you know you are spewing gibberish, it is obvious he is crushing on you. While you are discussing, take note of certain things. These include him leaning close to you while you talk and trying to appear broader or larger than he really is. The latter is an “Alpha” male dominance trait which is intended to make him appear strong and protective of you. On the other hand, if he appears to be constantly fidgeting and shifting his weight like he can’t wait to be free of the discussion, he probably doesn’t have a crush on you.

Looks deep into his eyes
Like the saying goes that the eyes hold a million words, same goes for feelings. One of the surest and easiest ways of knowing if a man is crushing on you is to look deep into his eyes. Of course, this cannot be determined just once but a man trying to make repeated eye contact with you is probably crushing on you. While making those attempts, the shy ones may quickly look away as they cannot sustain long gazes with their crush, but this in no way removes the fact that they are crushing on you.

He changes his behaviour around you
If his attitude and behaviour changes the moment you are around, look no further as it is seemingly evident he is crushing on you. However, it is important to note that every man has his own unique method of conveying messages and going about things, this in no way plays down the fact that most guys would change their attitudes around the woman they like. It is however important for the ladies to determine if the attitude or behaviour not shown is a positive or negative one as this would be important if you are considering a serious relationship.

He acts nice around your friends
A guy interested in you would definitely want to create a good impression in front of your friends. So,you can know how much he feels for you by taking note of how he acts and relates with your friends. It is a fact that we men know that the best way to get across to the girl we are crushing on is to go through her close friends. If your friends are impressed with his attitude, then you should know he’s interested in you.

The unmistakable smile
Well, if I’m smiling at a girl a lot, it probably means I’m crushing on her or how else do you explain a guy with a continually broadened face which might cause jaw pains? A guy crushing on you would smile a lot especially when you look in his direction while giving you unlimited time and attention.

He can’t get enough of you
This sign is unmistakable as a guy would continually try all within his power to spend every minute of every hour of every day with his crush. This is so because he can’t seem to sleep without thinking of you and you can pretty much know this by the way he acts around you.

It is my belief that the signs highlighted would be discerning enough for every girl to know if that friend is crushing on her. However, what if you find out you he is crushing but you don’t feel the same way?

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Awesome Beauty Secrets from Models

1. Highlight your best feature

Models know that looking your best is about working with what you’ve got. Blush can emphasize gorgeous cheek bones. A darker shade of eye shadow will really make your baby blues pop. No matter what you look like, you’ve probably got a feature that stands out. Draw attention to it and you’ll be even more beautiful.

2. Don’t soak up the sun

There’s a reason many models are on the pale side ,Too much sun exposure can lead to age spots, wrinkleu’re going to be taking in those rays.

3. Start caring for your skin early

They say an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure. That’s especially true for your face.The time to start caring for your skin is before all those fine lines and wrinkles appear.However, if you’re already beginning to see some, it’s not too late for you.Just apply a good face cream or moisturizer to reduce those lines and slow down the aging process as you move forward.

4. Get luscious lips

If you’re often pressed for time in the mornings, you should at least grab a tube of on your way out the door. Giving your lips a glossy sheen will go a long way toward brightening up your face. So pucker up and get the luscious lips all the popular models have in their photographs!

5. Don’t use makeup more than necessary

Applying makeup can be a great way to help you look your best. However, it shouldn’t be worn all the time. You have to let your face “breathe” occasionally to allow your pores to open up. This will minimize the effects of any harsh chemicals that might be present in your foundation, blush or other skin care products you typically use.If you’re just hanging around the house, you should always let your face go naked.Don’t forget to remove your makeup before bed, too!

6.Love your locks

Models spend big bucks to achieve the hairstyles they want. That’s why they take special care of their tresses. You should preserve your look when you leave the salon as well. Try to avoid heat-based appliances as much as possible. Using them too much can leave your hair over-processed and crunchy. In addition, buy hair products with mostly natural ingredients whenever you can.The fewer chemicals you put on your hair, the better off you’ll be.

7. Use multiple concealers

We’ve all got those little imperfections we wouldn’t mind covering up. Models are no different. Applying two concealers is a trick that many of the beauty icons use. By using a lighter color for the brighter portions of your face and a darker one for under-eye areas, you’ll achieve a much more natural look. It’s an insider secret that really works!

8. Take care of yourself

Maintaining a healthy, balanced lifestyle is important to all models. This tip can work for you, too. Eating the proper nutrition and drinking the appropriate amount of water will strengthen your hair and nails. It will also give your skin a vibrant glow and help you keep up a youthful appearance. You’ll be beautiful inside and out!

Almost every woman would like to look as amazing as a model. It may not be wishful thinking after all. By using the best model beauty secrets, you’ll be on your way to achieving the hair and makeup you see in all the magazines! Remember, less is more, so don’t overdo your makeup and don’t over-complicate your skincare routine.

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How To Be A Good Kisser - Omalicha Nwa

Are you guys surprised by this topic? Why? No be all of una sabi kiss na.......it's nothing to be embarrassed about some people are just better
at kissing than others just as some are better in bed than others. I have met a few ladies who say they can't marry a bad kisser. They say
everything starts from 'the kiss'. By his kiss you can tell how he will be in the sack. I guess the same thing applies to the ladies.

Kissing ignites passion, it promotes intimacy, it speaks a thousand things that you have on your mind but can't seem to get into words.

There are sloppy kissers- those who drool and spit all over your face while kissing....nyamah, there are also the biters- dem go nearly chop your lips commot while trying to nibble on them. Then there are the ones that all they want to do is just shove their tongue down your throat, they literally try to swallow your mouth.....Hian!! All on top kiss. While there are those who just don't like kissing at all.

If you fall in the category of a bad kisser (go on, admit it- at least to yourself even if you won't tell us here) I came across some tips on tweeking your kissing skills to top notch....hehehehe. Here's what I found on teensnote.com:

Before going straight to the point of this article, you have to remember you can not just run into someone and start kissing them.
Well unless they have been your partner for a long time. You have to initiate a kiss. You can do this with eye contact, lip bitting, and glancing at the other person’s lips in a sexy way.

Now after giving them hints and them noticing you want a kiss, then you can go ahead with the below tips on how to kiss!

1. As a guy, lean in for the kiss; go for the lower lips because its sweeter now lock your upper lips and lower lips with her lower lips or lock both of your lips with her lips in between. Let it feel like you are about to suck on those lips As a girl, if you made the first move, grab whatever lips you love and then lock them also. Now notice when he locks both of his lips against yours and you lock both of yours against his, it’ll feel like you’re in a different world! Now its time to get intimate.

2. Play around with your tongue. This is optional as not everyone is into this. How do you know if you he/she is into this? Run the tip of your tongue with your partner lips, if he/she responds, then she’s into it. If they close their lips as if they don’t want your tongue in them, then go ahead and try other
methods below!

3. Use your hands! They are there for a purpose. As a guy, grab that booty, as a girl you can wrap your hands around his neck or place both palms on his face (be discrete because some people don’t like when you touch their face). Look at the picture below

Pointers:
Don’t go from 0 to 100 real quick. You want to go slowly and intimately. Don’t rush!

Always compliment the person you’re kissing before even starting. Make them feel flattered after the date. Touch them, hold hands, do whatever to feel comfortable. Look them in the eyes..deep like you’re looking at a box of pizza you’re about to eat.

Lean in for the kiss… slowly slowly grab a lip from your partner that you will definitely play with in between your own lips..After like 2-3 seconds, pause…take your lips away not too far way just a couple inches, and then continue.. let them feel like you’re into it. Avoid Smacking sounds. They can be extremely awkward!. To lessen the noise, try slowing down and relaxing your lips.

If this is going to be your first kiss, be prepared for either disappointment or compliment. It is normal for first kisses to be awkward.. you will definitely learn to be a better kisser with practice.

As a guy, feel free to run your hands through your partners hair. Girls love this!! You don’t have to take the lead if you don’t want to. Do whatever makes you comfortable, and if that means letting your partner lead, that’s totally fine.
Go out there and enjoy exercising your lips.

My own pointer- A good breathe won't go amiss in making the kissing more enjoyable and even longer. Imagine kissing someone who has bad breathe.....grossssssss! Now let's talk about early morning kissing. Who's into it and who's not? Some people are totally
grossed out by their partner's morning breathe they can only manage an early morning peck.
One tip- get them to brush their teeth last thing at night and you should do the same. Sipping on some water right after you wake up
also helps. But then you know sometimes you love a person so much you couldn't give a rats
ass if their mouth smelled like a LAWMA truck. Who can relate?

So now tell us, are you a good kisser or a bad kisser. Some people probably don't know as their partners have never mentioned it. Well
you should ask them and try not to take offence if you get a negative response. You should rather focus on improving your kissing skills.

On a side note. Don't you just love that Usher's song 'Good kisser'. Absolutely love it. I have it on repeat in my car right now. If you haven't seen the video, check it out in my music box.

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8 Signs Of A Husband Material (All Ladies Get In Here)

Earlier on, We posted 8 Signs Of A wife Material and here is the male version

You find such a guy and you begin to form for him? There must be
something wrong somewhere
How do you know he is an husband
material?

1. He calls you often and asks how
your day went – He does this in a
friendly manner. He doesn’t “act” it.

2. He visits you on sick bed and
perhaps sleeps there with you – This
implies that he is willing to accept your “ups” and your “downs” alike.

3. He loves your siblings as his own – He loves your siblings and plays with them care freely? Haba, think about it!

4. He talks to you with respect – He
doesn’t talk down on you even when you talk flippantly. He ignores without and scolds within with respect.

5. He doesn’t force sex on you – He
loves you so much that he won’t force anything you’re not comfortable with including premarital sex.

6. He gives you cash when you need it – He is responsible in your financial issues. He likes giving to you to the best of his capacity. He even tells you his whole salary . He loves you then.

7. He tells you the truth not minding
how you feel. He later pets you – He
doesn’t leave you to yourself. He scolds within but with love. He draws you back with one hand however. He doesn’t sleep with malice.

8. He talks of his future plans with you in it – He plans his future and includes you. That’s a major sign.
Ladies, this kind of guy exist. Don’t give up on us yet. Naija guys are all you need. At least, I am here
You can add more…

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Ladies, How Many Boyfriends Do You Have?

You know that saying "What a man can do, a woman can do better"? Well I hear some chics are better players than men.

Quite often we hear gist about how some dude broke two ladies hearts when they both found out he was two-timing them. A dude having a side chic or several is no longer news but now ladies sef dey get side dudes.
I know it's probably always been in existence but from what I heard it's becoming more rampant and I hear babes are going about it indiscriminately.

A girl can have her main boyfriend and two side dudes or more sef! The main guy probably because she loves him and he is what she needs, the side dude probably to satisfy her needs in the sac, the side dude to satisfy her financial needs which is what she wants and then the ode who she doesn't send and calls only when she needs something.

Some chics can pull this off for months without either guy suspecting a thing. You could be reading this and be thinking "What on earth is Raj on about.....what is the big deal in a girl having two boyfriends????". Well it may not seem like a big deal to you probably 'cause you don dey do am tey tey...lool. But to some it's a big deal o!

So the purpose of this post is to take some heat off the fellas and point the torch at the ladies. So tell us ladies, how many boyfriends do you have now? You ever dated more than one guy at a time? Care to tell us why and what the experience was like.
This post is also for the purpose of gist....come on guys my aproko antenna is on full blast, I need gist. I'm having quite a mundane day at school today which is quite unusual....oya...give me gist abeg o. I promise I won't judge.

Feel free to go anonymous with your response. Fellas, if you have ever been played by a chic kindly share your story. Married women are welcome to share their stories too. And for those of you that will come here to drop judgmental comments.....You know you've done worse, you know you have......you, yes YOU!!!

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10 Signs Of A Wife Material (All Guys Get In Here)

Incase You find such a girl and you begin to form for her or treat her anyhow, There must be something wrong with your brain

How do you know he is a
wife material?

1. She is never ready to have sex with
you until after marriage.

2. Spends more time in supporting your vision,and aligning hers to yours.

3. Ever ready to tell you the slightest
thing that happens to her, and allows you to handle it.

4. She spends more time developing her mind and rates value more than love.

5. Ever ready to look attractive and not sex,(NB: to avoid 1)

6. she ask for nothing even though she deserves and gets all.

7. Complements your actions and corrects  you calmly.

8. Always ready to listen when you
scream, and screams when she is afraid.

9. Prays for your everyday
development,and closeness with God.

10. Talks about your family and how to solve their needs as if she’s got no family.

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Chasing Mr emotionally Unavailable -

Yes, you know him well, if you’re lucky, you do not,
haha! Ambiguous, tricky to read, blows hot & cold, backs off when you come too close, has a list of excuses as long as his arm with actions rarely
matching his words. He enjoys the benefits of a relationship without truly committing to you. Oh no,
he has no problem with you forever playing laundryman, chef, bed warmer & all-around errand girl, why would he? But demand even the mildest form of committment & you’ll hear “it’s a bad time for me”, “things are really complicated right now”, “i
have a lot going on”… enough excuses to fill a book.

Back In school, I had this friend who lived in the same building as I did, she was dating this piece of work, Mr silky smooth tongue himself, who rarely came by to see her, hardly called, forgot her birthdays & just didn’t DO much of anything really.

The poor girl was forever doing the calling, visiting & everything in between. Her roommate who was
also a friend was never done running upstairs to announce how she felt her friend was dumb as a post, had no mind of her own & was a lethal cocktail of low self esteem & little self worth, how she couldn’t stand watching her act a fool for one more
second & she was totally done advising her & on & on.

They dated on & off till we were done with school & in all that time I never was able to figure out if said boyfriend was emotionally unavailable or just plain unavailable in every single way.

Does this story sound very familiar? Maybe itmirrors your own experience? Are you seeking validation in loveless places? Well,
you know what time it is? it’s time to stop! Stop trying to change someone who doesn’t want to change. Stop walking back to a place where your
heart ran from, stop trusting their words & ignoring their actions. Stop casting your pearls before pigs.

Just STOP! You know you’ll be fine, right? It might hurt now but
someday you’ll look back & smile knowing you came out wiser & stronger & you’ve grown in more ways than one.

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[PHOTO OF THE DAY] YOU NEED TO SEE THIS!!! Happy Valentine

Valentine died for love, Romeo also died for love, Jack in titanic died for love, Samson in the Bible died for love, Greek heroes Hercules & Archilles died 4 love … & even Jesus Christ died for love! where are the women? Dnt buy any woman a Valentines treat this year until she gives you at least 5 names of women who died for love send this to all the males you know let’s boycott this valentine…. Today marks the spirit that makes us 1 to whom it may concern I love u.. #ChangeIsPossible…

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Prophesy:- 10 Things That Would Happen After Valentine Day (Feb 15th)

1) many girls will get pregnant

2) there would be high demand for
condoms, infact i see lots of condoms on the floor and on the road on the 15th

3) the hospitals in nigeria would be filled with girls coming for pregnancy test.

4) mr biggs, tantilizers and other eatries would make lots on money.

5) the sun would shine.

6) the hospitals in nigeria would be filled with guys coming for HIV test, STD and other diseases.

7) shakara would end.

8 ) i see lots of night club and cinemas making lots of money.

9) many guys bank account would
become red as a result of too much
spending on valentine day, infact their money would have finished.

10) i see nepa bringing the light and APC and PDP members still campaigning for the election.
These are all i can see for now.

Signed- current minister of women
affairs.

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Does Your Ex Owe You Money?

A friend was telling me how she managed to get her money back from her ex-boyfriend after ages of delay. Let me start at the beginning.....

Girl meets boy, sparks fly, they date for a while. Boy asks for a loan, girl gives him the money with an agreement to pay back at a certain date. Deadline goes by, fast forward to a while later girl asks herself the 'He doesn't treat you badly, but does he treat you well enough question? Answer was glaring. Girl broke it off, time to get her money back and his stories could fill a book, she gives him more time but he always has a list of excuses as long as his arm.

Girl was clear out of ideas. As a last ditch effort she threatened to match over to his office bright and early the next day to announce at the top of her lungs how she was barely getting by, how she barely had two pennies to rub together, how her belly was sticking to her backbone for want of a good meal and so on. This had him running over, tail between legs to pay the 'gbese.'

Same girl met someone else later, three months
of friendship and dude was asking for a loan to
furnish his new apartment. Girl said a loud
'NO'! I have seen this same threat of office disgrace work like magic for someone else, so you might want to try it if you're finding it an uphill task getting your money back. Yes, I'll take my consulting fees now, cash please! Haha.

Do you have an oni gbese story to tell? Go ahead please, I'm all eyes.

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Would you swap phones for a day with your man / woman?

..and if you did, would you guys still be together the next day?

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10 Strange Things All Women Have Done At Least Once

1. Laughed or coughed so hard when
you’re on your period and more blood
comes out.

2. When you think nobody is looking, you readjust your bra, stick your hand in, pull ‘em up one at a time, straighten the band and straps, and add an extra squeeze to make sure everything is in its place.

3. Sit in a strange position when farting, so the fart bubble does not go up the …..you know. lipssealed

4. Open your mouth really wide while
putting mascara on.

5. When you don’t have a pad around
when you start your period…you fold up toilet paper, place in the middle of the underwear, struggle to pull up pants without dislodging the tissue, walk unnaturally so as not to mess up the paper….. Bloody shredded paper in your underwear when you get home.

6. Spending 30 minutes in front of the
mirror trying to get the perfect “cat eye.”

7. That amazing back/stomach scratch when you take your bra off after a long day. Best feeling ever.

8. Indiscriminately checking any fellow female for a “period stain” who asks,.regardless of who they are even your worst enemy or someone you’ve never met before.

9. The period check. When you’re sitting down, you “accidentally” drop something and while you’re bending over to pick it up, you sneak a peek between your legs to make sure you’re not leaking.

10. pooing in a toilet, squeezing their ass so the poop wont sound loud.

If you have more, feel free to add
yours..

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So heartless: 16-year-old Girl Bathes Lover With Acid For Cheating On Her

A 16-year- old lover girl, identified as
Maureen (surname withheld) in Emede Isoko South Local Government Area of Delta State at the weekend, allegedly bathed her boyfriend with acid for cheating on her in the last three months of their relationship.

Reports said the girl, now in the police net in the community, upon interrogation by the police confessed to the crime, saying that her boyfriend violated the oath they took together.

It was reliably gathered that the victim was caught while making love to another girl right in a hotel within the community, a situation, when the suspect was informed about it, raced to the hotel where she attacked him with acid water. DSP Celestina Kalu, police public relations officer in the state, who confirmed the incident, disclosed that the suspect claimed she was angered by the violation
of their oath by the victim.

“I was determined to teach my boyfriend a lesson. So I went into my father’s car park where I picked an acid water to teach him a bitter lesson,” she said.

Sources said the acid water was allegedly poured on the victim’s joystick, a situation that may render him impotent. But DSP Kalu said the victim was admitted into a private hospital where he is currently being treated, adding that the suspect would be charged to court on completion of investigation.

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